Well as you all know, I'm always the most well behaved, outstanding individual every year to make sure that jolly ol' St. Nick leaves lots of good presents under my tree. Every year around August or so, I sit down and contemplate what I will put on my list for the upcoming Christmas holiday. Then I write dear Mr. Claus a heart felt letter wishing him all the best during the busy months ahead and hope that he will be ever so generous as to stop my house for some milk and cookies, and of course to possibly leave some tokens of his appreciation for my good behavior. Usually I recieve a letter back around Thanksgiving saying how Santa can't wait to stop by and that he's been waiting all year for my famous triple-fudge chocolate chunk cookies. This year, however, my letter was a little bit later and a little bit grimmer. As a service to you I have enclosed this letter to let you know that Christmas might be a little less bountiful than it normally is, and all your hard work baking cookies and rounding up ol' Betsy to get fresh milk at ten o'clock on Christmas eve in three feet of snow, might not be worth it this year.
Sincerely,
Courtney
Disgruntled Christmas Citizen
To see the letter simply follow this URL.
(I tried to just post the letter with the post but it was taking to long and then I remembered I should probably get back to studying for my simulation final that's in the morning)
PS
This letter really came from my Wailing List news letter, but great little story right?!?
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